Let's play stall footsies

For your edification, in the Netherlands the bathroom stalls have walls that extend to the ground. Not only does this make it a lot less likely the person next to you will hear all the funny sounds that come out of your bottom while doing your business, it makes it damn near impossible to play stall footsies. Which is kind of funny given the casual attitude the Dutch have towards just about everything. This is after all the country that just found a man not guilty of having sex with a sheep, because the sheep was unable to testify that it didn't enjoy it.

Hmm.



From my friends at http://www.dictionary.com/

lewd - inclined to, characterized by, or inciting to lust or lechery; lascivious.

And

las·civ·i·ous - inclined to lustfulness; wanton; lewd


It seems a bit redundant to charge people with lewd & lascivious behaviour, no?

"Ah, Mr Beebe, I'm charging you with being drunk and intoxicated in public".

HUH?


So who thinks that our dear Senator Craig is actually being drummed out of congress because he committed some sort of crime? (no)

OR

America's homophobic attitudes and underlying fear of anything sexual? (yes)


Now, I'm not exactly sure what crimes he admitted to that he is now trying to recant. However, I suppose the girl who always raised her hand in class could find out for me? You know who you are.

But I do know it seems to me, that every Friday shortly after happy hour has started at the Plumstead that I could be busted for lewd and lascivious behaviour and being drunk and intoxicated in public.

WOW! That's a lot of crime.


Scofflaw out.