Ode to Jojo and the benefits of humidity

If Jojo lived in a bubble, the humidity level would be high,
Her skin would be moist, not at all itchey, and her eyes would never be dry.

If Jojo lived in a bubble, she would also be high,
The second hand smoke would have second hand smoke,
and there'd be a hint of red in her eye.

If Jojo lived in a bubble, there'd be "champagne wishes and cavier dreams",
The expense of which would be matched, by the savings on lotions and creams.

If Jojo lived in a bubble, would Axel live there too?
Or would he just visit and say hello, when Jojo was lonely and blue?

If Jojo lived in a bubble.

By MoC