Summer Solstice 07
Well, I couldn't get any virgins to respond to the "wanted" ads I posted in 5 major city papers, so instead I devoured a large Apollo pizza and a beer in honor of the first day of summer.
I think I made the right choice.
Tune in tomorrow when I offer up the back story of my adventures with Travelocity and the evil little gnome....
posted by Chuck at 6:58 PM
3 Comments:
Chuck, forgive me for bringing to your attention a potentially sore subject, but it looks like your resident gnome took a few bites out of your cherished small pepperoni, onion, and sweet pepper pie. You just may need professional help to rid yourself of this pest.
I'm standing by if you should need my assistance.
8:24 PM
If that's an Apollo pie then yes, Chuck, you made the right decision!
12:48 PM
You might have considered that "Apollo"-like photo of yourself in your efforts to lure virgins . . . says a very wise friend of mine. . .
9:01 PM
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