Goodbye leather tool belt
This is old news, but worth reporting and since I'm not working this morning (it's raining at the moment) and the blog is about something related to work, I figured it's about time I write it.
I was a bit worried to be honest about making the switch after all, I could grab and put back any tool in my belt with my eyes closed, like a soldier disassembling his M16. It was comfortable like an old pair of sneakers. Actually it wasn't very comfortable, just like old sneakers aren't really comfortable, but still, it was familiar.
Still, change is inevitable and it was time for an upgrade. Now I'm wearing the Construction Master 1100! (see below)
Nobody is wearing the CM1100 but MoC. I'm on the cutting edge. It's a prototype. Yeah sure, lots of carpenters have the CM700 or CM800 series. Some newbies have the CM900 or maybe, just maybe the CM1000. And a few old carpenters who finally give into change like myself might upgrade and therefore have a newer model like the CM1000.
But only MoC has the CM1100....
MoC in action with the CM1100. What you'll notice most about this picture is the CM1100 rides on the sides of my hips, where as old leather rode on the front of my thighs. Also, the tape holder is now in the back and the buckle in the front, where as it used to be the tape was in the front and the buckle in the back.
Not that might not seem like a big deal until you go to reach for your tape measure and unbuckle you tool belt, which proceeds to drop to the ground, leaving you open to ridicule from the other carpenters...
posted by Chuck at 9:19 AM
18 Comments:
Observations:..I believe when speaking of the M-16 the assembly is a much more important skill to master than the "dis"-assembly.
As for the way the CM1100 "rides your hips"---for starters it's comforting to know something is riding those hips.....though my eye was drawn to Brazilian waxed area....and the overall femininity of the buttocks....is that some chicks ass with your legs and torso attached? God that's a feminine ass.......and what's that electrical cord traveling suspiciously to your hidden frontal areas in this "photo"...This is unabashed kink in it's most glorifyingly offensive form.
Without doubt, not since the Kennedy asasination video has a still photo raised ( i use this term loosely) more questions than answers. Without doubt that is either a page take from some magazine, or you've paid that British waitress from the PLumstead to be your body/stunt double for ass shots....what gives MoC? I'm throwing a flag on this play and calling Commisioner Peck.
6:56 PM
It's summer sweeps and I thought a little nudity might get the numbers up!
(it brought you out of the woodwork didn't it?)
7:11 PM
DISCLAIMERS, A POLITE HEADS UP, ANY KIND OF WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE!
is that a tail I see dangling from your arse
8:05 PM
i've already alerted blogger.
sophie's internet access is suspended indefinitely.......
8:52 PM
oh my goodness....I agree with hari that a warning should be posted at the beginning of this post.
that ass needs a tan-please work on that...you can get it misted immediately up in town. be proud of your bum, Beebs.
dude...you need to get out of your flash-pad more often
last but NOT least, who took the photo?
10:11 PM
PinF,
Only a righteous gentleman with such acute sensory perception as yourself would notice the distressingly unseemly electrical cord winding it's way disturbingly towards the new tool belt in question. This is clearly another MAoC cry for help, as our hero is wont to broadcast all too frequently. It's increasingly obvious that the sordid underbelly of Amsterdam is making an emotional powerplay on poor Chuck, and I fear he is powerless to resist such advances. Unfortunately such behavior will not likely be tolerated by the authorities in Everybody's Hometown, so those of us closest to Chuck must intervene, stat.
We all know the drill. Everyone; please proceed to your stations to await further instructions.
9:52 AM
As per expected the Commish has spoken. This sordid attempt at so called "ratings" amounts to nothing more than the kink-fueled-sexpot addictions MofC acquired while living in the land of sexual deviance and exploration.
Upon closer review of the photo it is clear to even the most non-initiated that there is some type of auto-pleasuring going on here.
What a nice thought that MofC can put his "personal DNA stamp" on any job done with the new toolbelt.
The question is what tool is he using when he's redoing kitchen or bathroom?
10:07 AM
Chuck, the boys from the Smithsonian would like to make arrangements to pick up your old belt. Also, I have to mention that you have the muscle tone of a canned ham!
12:03 PM
I did say my new belt was a prototype didn't I?
It's nice to know all my male friends can be so comfortable talking about my arse, as well as the alleged self pleasuring device being powered by the cord on the floor. Even when the cord on the floor is for my cell phone.
My only regret is not shooting a more flattering photo. I will get out my buns of steel video and get to work....
6:12 PM
As a blog neophyte, I'm confused about the appropriateness of a bare bum of someone known . . .
As a member of the fairer sex, I must say, nice bum.
As someone who has a lot of experience with children, might I suggest you find something more productive to do on rainy days than to overcome the physical (and geometric) obstacles to photographing your own bare butt. Just a suggestion. . .
7:32 PM
anonymous people just really suck...the power of their words evaporates into........anonymous nothingness. disreagrd that nakedly anonymous comment MofC....looks as if anonymous was showing his/her ass as well.....
7:36 PM
wow - pretty harsh. Have you ever considered that someone might not have a HTML tag, be a blogger or have a goggle account. There are still some of us how aren't as familiar with blugs. . .
7:41 PM
nice ass
let's see the front
7:44 PM
yeah chuck...turn around so we can see if the rug maches the curtains....oh, sorry, yo don't have any curtains left :)
9:20 PM
Who says I photographed my own butt?
Also, there is anonymous and then there is anonymous. That comment wasn't really anonymous. It was from Norman.
6:16 AM
probably your "anonymous" protographer too,.....this is quickly becoming unsettling....chuck's ass, a guy named norman w/a camera, electrical cables attached to who knows where......ugh.
6:40 AM
Thank you for defending my honor, Mr. Chuck. You are a gentleman; I knew that the first time I saw you - the problems with your tool belt and pants notwithstanding.
-N
8:51 PM
chuck a gentleman?? oh boy.
norman-you haven't met mean chuck yet.
10:00 PM
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