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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

DICK!

DICK!

That's right DICK! Welcome to the new raunchier & edgier AofC!

Only this DICK has a first name (don't they all?) and it's Kirby.

You see PinF isn't the only one who gets to go to the movies, we here at AofC do as well, and last night I saw Kirby Dick's new movie - This Film Is Not Yet Rated. A documentary exposing the MPAA, (the people who rate the movies for those who live under rocks) as an organization that operates both secretively and without challenge in handing out ratings. Especially along the all important R/NC-17 border where they seem to have no clear-cut guidelines as to what determines what rating you get.

The film focused mostly on the "sexual" aspect of getting a NC-17 rating and how it seems to get handed out considerably more to Independent and foreign films, the competition of the studios.

Don't show a 2 second clip of a woman's pubic hair in a touching love scene or you get an NC-17.

Don't have 4 simulated thrusts in an wide angle simulated sex scene or NC-17. (giving credibility to 2-pump chump's everywhere).

I liked the movie, it had a few laughs and poked good fun at the MPAA. I wonder what will happen when he tries to get his next film rated? Look for it where you find your Independent films. Around Philly that will be at the Ritz, where I saw it. Only you will have to wait until September 15 when it's released because you aren't important enough to get an advanced screening like AofC. We're always on the cutting edge......

7 Comments:

Blogger PAYNTERinFLORIDA said...

Dicklicious Review AofC.

8:07 AM

 
Blogger akjn westside said...

I spit out my coffe twice already! 1st - Chuck's higly descriptive language ie. "the 2 pump chump"; 2nd - Pinf's dicklicious comment.
LMFAO!!

11:21 AM

 
Blogger Chuck said...

I always had you as a swallower

11:28 AM

 
Blogger cns said...

e-muff about the pubic hair and who has pubic hair anymore anyway...

1:01 PM

 
Blogger PAYNTERinFLORIDA said...

Well that removes any shroud of mystery remaining over CNN's "Brazialian" staus. Thanks POWDA inquiring minds were wondering about your grooming preferances.

9:40 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Chuck,

Time to find an employer with healthcare and get back on the meds. We love you and are here for you, man.

Nums

P.S. What's this b.s. about Stowe? Evidently you're still in a dark place within the county seat. I want a picture of you in front of Mt. Mansfield with a Long Trail ale in your hand, a faded Phish tour shirt on your person, an empty Ben & Jerry's pint at your Birkenstocked feet and a snowboard in tow, pronto.

I'm sorry to say this is all starting to wreak of that Costa Rica hoax already.

10:45 PM

 
Blogger Chuck said...

I can deliver that. I mean, you are talking to the guy who got his picture taken at the Cahuita Police Station!

Only a few problems - I don't own a faded Phish shirt, nor will I. Same goes for the Birkenstocks. Plus my snowboard is in your closet.

Will you settle for just me, Mt Mansfield and the Long Trail? I could do the Ben & Jerry's as well, but who really wants to hike up a mountain with ice cream?

Beer yes. Ice cream no.

11:07 AM

 

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