A letter I received from the Legal Dept.
March 27th, 2006
TO: Chuck Beebe - Head writer MisAdventures of Chuck Blog
FROM: MisAdventuresofChuck Legal Department
Dear Mr. Beebe,
It is my duty to inform you that your premature departure on March 22, 2006 as head writer of "The MisAdventuresofChuck" blog is in direct violation of your contract, which has not yet expired. As a result you risk the potential of forfeiting any year end (ie - contract end) bonuses, being held liable for damage to the blog, legal fees and assorted other mumbo-jumbo.
Additionally you must return and fulfill the final 2 weeks of your contract or we will be forced to take additional legal steps to recoup damages resulting from your departure.
Furthermore, you must immediately cease and desist in any writing that you may be doing for any other blogs, as this is in direct violation of your "non-competition" clause.
We expect your immediate response and cooperation in these matters.
Sincerely,
Legal Dept.
6 Comments:
Now how can I take any letter from a lawyer seriously when they use the words "mumbo-jumbo."
Are you kidding me?
1:46 PM
crozier-chester has a 24 hour crisis unit
2:52 PM
Yeah chuck, you might want to double the dosage and call the hotline!
3:13 PM
Let me just say, in all sincerity, that it is idiotic comments like those, that drove me into retirement.
5:45 PM
C'mon Chuck, give us something...anything! What did you do this morning?.... OK! that's a blog!!! Now get to it!!
10:03 AM
Chuck's back. Damn skippy!
10:44 PM
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