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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The "Breaking News"...here it is!

OK people...you loyal few. Consider yourselves privileged because you have just entered what is known as "the cutting edge."

I am happy to announce that CNN is the mother of my child!


No, no, no wait a second. That's the wrong announcement.

Start over.

I am happy to announce that after more than a year of work (and another year I'll still be paying for it) that my website has finally launched. As loyal readers you have the privilege, no... the honor, no.... the DUTY of being the first visitors.

Now, before I give away the goods I'd like to take a moment to thank my dear friend Pecker and his company for all their help, support, patience and work in making this a reality! If I make only enough money off of this site to have you redesign it in two years with a limitless budget, I'll be more than happy!

And an additional thanks and a big kiss to the sexiest project manager in the world - Heidi, who is no longer my project manager so I can now come clean and announce... she is the mother of my child!

Or maybe that was meant to be a question?

So without further adieu or further jokes I present to you the live version (in beta form) of :


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!

All right people, listen up!

Sometime next week, and if I was a betting man like PokerPro I'd say Wednesday, there will be a breaking news flash right here at the MisAdventures of Chuck.

Until then, you'll get nothing from me. I'm too busy making the news, that I'm going to break!



So check back next week and see what it's all about.......

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Bowflex

This is my "Bowflex!" I bought on Ebay just before Christmas. It was supposed to arrive prior to Christmas and 6 of the 7 boxes did!

However, box #7 is nowhere to be found?

A couple days after receiving FedEx notification about the Bowflex and when it should arrive, I received UPS notification about 7 boxes scheduled to arrive Jan 4th.


So...while the 7th box never showed up, the 7 other boxes did!

Here is my "other" Bowflex.

If I use two Bowflex's, can I get in shape twice as fast?

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

The day after....

MoC's head is keeping time nicely with his heart this morning, laying down a fantastic backing beat....perhaps I should have lightened up on the sake? After all it doesn't have xanthohumol!

Not to worry party-people, it isn't MoC's first hangover, certainly won't be his last, and nothing that another cup of fine Costa Rican coffee won't cure.

That being said, let me show you a couple of highlights;





Here's a mini bloggers convention at the Plum, with myself (smiling as to help my love life), Tedman, PokerPro and his girl Temptation!

(Just kidding PP, I know her name is Stella)

Prior to our after dinner drink, we naturally had.....before dinner drinks. This is where the sake enters the picture. Here are the boys, powering down a large sushi boat. That boat sank faster than the titanic.





One thing I would like to point out about this picture, which is odd - prior to Matt sitting down (he arrived a bit late) the four of us were all lefties! What are the odds of that?

hold on, I'm calculating........ 9,875,345 to 1!



Lagniappe - Of course, what New Year's eve review would be complete with out a pair of young tits in my hat!