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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Krush's Hero

Sorry about the absence these past few days, you see, I've been in a state of deep meditation. You can probably guess from the title of this blog that at the very least, it will mention our old dear friend Krush. After all, can you ever really get enough?

Editors Note: As far as I'm concerned - YES! But I only edit, I don't write.

But let me regress for a moment and elaborate. No longer able to search my actual blog for the now historical "missing blogs of Chuck", I was forced to search the hard drive that is my brain. Hence the state of deep meditation. You see, the brain is nothing more than a VCR of everything that you do - it's all in there, you just have to be able to rewind and tap into it!

It wasn't easy and it was a bit time consuming but I did it. After reviewing every blog post I have ever written I realized that it has been 6 months to the day since I mentioned Krush Groove in a blog post. Now according to an obscure blogger bylaw (BlogBL-DrJwore#6) which states the following:

-if you or anyone you know lived in Hoboken NJ within a 5 mile distance of Krush Groove

and

-if you or anyone you know ever shared an exotic adventure (as described in blog bylaw - BlogBL-TD ="tropical destination") with Krush Groove

and

-if you and you alone shared and intimate moment with Krush (this one really hurts!)

than on a recurring 6 month basis, according to blog bylaw (BlogBL-DrJwore#6) you must mention "Krush Groove" at least 3x in a blog article.

Whew. Now that we got the legal mumbo-jumbo out of the way we can proceed!

Editors Note #2 - Not so fast! In order to protect the fragile ego of my best writer (Chuck) I think it is my duty as editor to point out the following definitions of "intimate":

in·ti·mate1 adj.

  1. Marked by close acquaintance, association, or familiarity.
  2. Relating to or indicative of one's deepest nature: intimate prayers.
  3. Essential; innermost: the intimate structure of matter.
  4. Marked by informality and privacy: an intimate nightclub.
  5. Very personal; private: an intimate letter.
  6. Of or involved in a sexual relationship.

n. A close friend or confidant.

Proceed! -Editor

Thank you.

As I was saying...The story I am about to tell, actually has very little to do with Krush(that's 1x) himself. It is a story about Krush's (that's 2x) hero, who lives right here in Cahuita! His name is Wayne and I've had the pleasure of meeting him.

It turns out that a few years back Wayne had a friend with a boat down in Panama and he asked Wayne if he would like to help him sail it back to CR. They arranged a meeting place and time at a hotel in Panama and Wayne showed up at the appointed location with $5 in his pocket. Only his friend wasn't there.

So Wayne sat in the lobby and waited, but his friend didn't show. Eventually Wayne started to get hungry but a sandwich would cost $3. A beer on the other hand only cost $2.50. (Hmmmm, I see where this story is heading!).

So Wayne being Wayne he opted for a beer. Still his friend didn't show and it didn't take long to finish the beer at which point Wayne figured why not spend the last of his money on another?Which he did.

So now Wayne was feeling pretty good, but he had no money and no friend in sight! Call it intuition, call it vision but as Wayne sat on that couch waiting, he decided to check below the cushions. Low and behold he finds a bunch of loose change. In fact, enough for a sandwich. So Wayne gets another beer. (ya gotta like this Wayne guy).

This time, Wayne sits on the other couch and figures why not check it as well? What can hurt? Low and behold he finds enough for a 4th beer!

Not long after this, his friend finally shows up and the journey continues in a different story from there...but Krush(that's #3!) so loved that story he made Wayne write it down so it could be included in some future movie or book Krush was writing.

So if you ever come across that story and Krush (one for good measure) has changed the name of the lead from Wayne to Krush (now it's just overkill), you now know the truth!

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